The Mrs. and I

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Song Trivia and Random Thoughts

Just a little music trivia here. Can you name the artists of these randomly named songs?

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
I'd Hate To Be You When People Find Out Who This Song Is About
If You Wanted A Song Written About You, All You Had To Do Was Ask

Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?
I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off
The Pros And Cons Of Breathing

Before The Lobotomy
Give Me Novacaine

Two snowmen were out in a field, one says to the other, "You're right. It does smell like carrots out here."

So I'm here at work w/ not much of anything to do, so I figured I'd jot some things down.
-I played in the famous Henefer Tournament last wknd and it was a lot of fun! I was on a pretty good team and we ended up winning it all. Our prize--a king size Snickers. Be jealous, it's ok. Ha ha not a great prize, but it was worth playing in. We scored 103 points in the final game, which is kinda crazy for a little tourney like that, but yeah it was sweet to play in.
-These last three days I've been helping teach golf classes over at some elementary schools in Park City and it's been a fun experience so far. The classes are small, so yeah it's not too difficult, but next week I'll be teaching on my own, so that will be a little scary, simply because I've never taught on my own before and I haven't taught golf in over two years. It will be a good experience for me though.
-I thought I'd be going to AZ today, but my Dad decided we'll go another time when we can spend more time there. And hopefully fly, not drive :)
-I have this one stray hair in my goatee that is driving me crazy
-I need new contacts, but don't really want to go get an eye exam
-The snow needs to melt and summer needs to be here already!
-Lady GaGa needs to go away, and soon. Please.
-Ron Artest can go away, too. So can his kissing his arms after every play. So annoying.
-Katy Perry can stay all she wants though :) Her new song is pretty good, too.
-I start my favorite job on monday, master abating! A.K.A. mosquito abatement :) Ha ha ha it's the sweetest job ever. I can't wait to start :)

Wednesday, March 23, 2011


I'm tired of using technology.....jk just a little lyric there. So I'm laying in bed & I'm on the Internet on my phone while listening to my iPod, all at the same time. Not saying this to brag at all, I just think it's SO crazy that we're able to do this, on a phone no less. It wasn't all that long ago that only the wealthy or the elite even had a cell phone. Now everyone & their dog has one. Heck even some bums on the street have them now. It's almost like you're not human if you don't own one, it's so crazy. I don't ever see myself owning an iPad though. Ever. Those are a bit much, if you ask me, both in price & in general terms. I mean I'm all for technology, but some of it is a bit excessive & there are some people who are a bit excessive w/ it too. These gadgets are cool, a lot of them can serve a good purpose, such as using Skype to communicate, but don't let them consume you. Ya know? After all, they are just things & in the end, you can't take them w/ you, so yeah try not to get too attached, myself included.

On a different note, I get to go to Arizona this wknd! I get to spend some time w/ my Dad & bro for their birthdays, be in the warmth & go golfing! It's gonna be sweet! The drive will suck, but it'll totally be worth it :)

Lastly, just an update from my last entry...I got over that annoying bladder infection, thank goodness. And I finished my last round of antibiotics last night, so yeah I'm good to go! All except for a chest cold, but there are worse things out there than a cold.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Manic Monday

Monday was a pretty crazy day & one that I don't want to ever have again. The night before, Sunday night, I was having pains down by stomach & groin area. So Monday morning, my Mom had me give a urine sample & take it up to the clinic to see if they could determine anything from it. I went to give it Monday morning, but it was SO painful that I ended up passing out. I had no idea I passed out, my Dad was yelling at me to get my attention & I could not figure out why. As far as I knew, I was standing up & was fine. But no, I was actually in a heap on the floor next to the toilet. I was so out of it, it was pretty bizarre. I had never passed out before, so this was kind of a scary deal, but at least I wasn't home by myself. Anyway, long story short...I went to the doctor's office later on & the PA determined that I have a bladder infection & prescribed me some antibiotics, so not a huge deal. I guess it could've been a lot worse & at least it doesn't require surgery. That was probably a boring read, but I just thought I'd share that & update you on what's been going on lately.